Write me a funny skit of someone finally deciding to fire his professor and become a multimillionaire by investing in the coveted rare fish market which is characterized by volatilities of up to +-69% per second
Characters:
- Student (named Joe)
- Professor (named Dr. Smith)
(The skit takes place in a classroom)
Dr. Smith: Good morning class, today we will be discussing the intricacies of the rare fish market.
Joe: (under his breath) Oh great, just what I need to hear.
Dr. Smith: Now, as you all know, the rare fish market is characterized by volatilities of up to +-69% per second.
Joe: (starts to daydream) 69% per second... that's a lot of money.
Dr. Smith: Joe, are you paying attention?
Joe: (snap back to reality) Oh, sorry Dr. Smith. I was just thinking about how I could become a multimillionaire by investing in the rare fish market.
Dr. Smith: (chuckles) I'm glad you're interested, but it's not that simple.
Joe: (stands up) You know what, Dr. Smith? I've had it with your lectures and your boring classes. I'm going to fire you as my professor and invest in the rare fish market.
Dr. Smith: (shocked) Joe, what are you talking about?
Joe: (pulls out a fishbowl) I've already got my first investment. (holds up a fish) This little guy is worth a fortune.
Dr. Smith: (looks at the fish) Joe, that's a common goldfish.
Joe: (disappointed) Oh... well, it's still worth something, right?
Dr. Smith: (chuckles) I'm afraid not.
Joe: (sighs) I guess I'll stick to my day job then.
Dr. Smith: (smirks) And I'll stick to teaching.
(The end)
Now write it with a happy ending for the student and a less happy ending for the professor, where the student manages to become a multimillionaire and buy a bugatti, completely contrary to his professor's past expectations, and where the professor remains fired after the student fires him
Characters:
- Student (named Joe)
- Professor (named Dr. Smith)
(The skit takes place in a classroom)
Dr. Smith: Good morning class, today we will be discussing the intricacies of the rare fish market.
Joe: (under his breath) Oh great, just what I need to hear.
Dr. Smith: Now, as you all know, the rare fish market is characterized by volatilities of up to +-69% per second.
Joe: (starts to daydream) 69% per second... that's a lot of money.
Dr. Smith: Joe, are you paying attention?
Joe: (snap back to reality) Oh, sorry Dr. Smith. I was just thinking about how I could become a multimillionaire by investing in the rare fish market.
Dr. Smith: (chuckles) I'm glad you're interested, but it's not that simple.
Joe: (stands up) You know what, Dr. Smith? I've had it with your lectures and your boring classes. I'm going to fire you as my professor and invest in the rare fish market.
Dr. Smith: (shocked) Joe, what are you talking about?
Joe: (pulls out a fishbowl) I've already got my first investment. (holds up a fish) This little guy is worth a fortune.
Dr. Smith: (looks at the fish) Joe, that's a common goldfish.
Joe: (determined) You're right, but that's not going to stop me. I'll find a way to make it work.
(The scene changes to a year later)
(Joe walks into the classroom driving a Bugatti)
Dr. Smith: (sees Joe) Joe, is that you?
Joe: (grinning) Hey Dr. Smith, long time no see.
Dr. Smith: (shocked) What happened? How did you afford that car?
Joe: (proudly) I invested in the rare fish market and it paid off big time.
Dr. Smith: (sarcastic) I see you took my advice to heart.
Joe: (chuckles) You could say that. I used your lectures as a starting point, but I did my own research and found a way to make it work.
Dr. Smith: (impressed) I'm glad to see you've succeeded, but I'm also a bit disappointed that you never came back to thank me or let me know how things turned out.
Joe: (apologetic) I'm sorry about that, but I was so busy making my fortune, I didn't have time to stop and reflect.
Dr. Smith: (nods) I understand, but it would have been nice to have closure.
Joe: (smirks) Well, consider this my way of saying thank you and goodbye. (get back to his car)
Dr. Smith: (realize) Wait, Joe, what do you mean goodbye?
Joe: (smile) I'm retiring, Dr. Smith. And I don't need you or any other professor anymore.
Dr. Smith: (disappointed) I see...
(The end)
